Stupid Puppy Disease

Well it seems like I have contracted "Parvo." YES...the disease your pets get vaccinated for, but I have the human version!!! The dr's seem to think that I got it from on of the kids at work who had "Hand, Foot and Mouth" and no I will not die from this, but I feel like I am going to sometimes. It causes incredible joint pain and right now I feel like I am 80 years old. Even opening a bottle of applesauce is a daunting task. Not only do I have Parvo, but now I have the flu with a hacking cough, sinus congestion and a manly voice. Could my life get any worse right now?? Yes it could...I have to do my 1st Thanksgiving this weekend for 15 family members. I have to have make the Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Yams, Corn ect. and I feel like poo-poo! I will post soon on how that went. So as I feel the drugs kicks in, I say farewell and hope the dreaded puppy disease goes away soon!